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The spread of the black death.

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Poland

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Poland, tell us your secret.

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Poland is the old new Madagascar. 

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If I remember correctly, Poland’s secret is that the jews where being blamed all over europe (as usual) as scapegoats for the black plague. Poland was the only place that accepted Jewish refugees, so pretty much all of them moved there. 

Now, one of the major causes of getting the plague was poor hygiene. This proved very effective for the plague because everyone threw their poop into the streets because there were no sewers, and literally no one bathed because it was against their religion. Unless they were jewish, who actually bathed relatively often. When all the jews moved to Poland, they brought bathing with them, and so the plague had little effect there.

Milan survived by quarantining its city and burning down the house of anyone showing early symptoms, with the entire family inside it. 

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I reblogged this tons of times, but the Milan info is new.

Damn Italy, you scary.

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Poland: “Hey, feeling a bit down? Have a quick wash! There, you see? All better”

Milan:Aw, feeling a bit sick are we? BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!!!!!”

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Also, this might have something to do with it: from what I understand, O blood type is uncommonly… common in Poland. Something to do with large families in small villages and a LOT of intermarriage. The black plague was caused by a bacterium that produced, in its waste in the human body, wastes that very closely mimic the “B” marker sugars on red blood cells that keep the body from attacking its own immune system. Anyone who has a B blood type had an immune system that was naturally desensitized to the presence of the bacterium, and therefore was more prone to developing the disease. Anyone who had an O type was doubly lucky because the O blood type means the total absence of ANY markers, A or B, meaning that their bodys’ immune system would react quickly and violently against the invaders, while someone with an A may show symptoms and recover more slowly, while someone with B would have just died. Because O is a recessive blood type, it shows in higher numbers when more people who carry the recessive genes marry other people who also carry the recessive gene. Poland, which has a nearly 700 year history of being conquered by or partnering with every other nation in the surrounding area, was primarily an agricultural country, focused around smaller, farming communities where people were legally tied to, and required to work, “their” land, and so historically never “spread” their genes across a large area. The economy was, and had been, unstable for a very long period of time leading up to the plague, the government had been ineffective and had very little reach in comparison to the armies of the other countries around for a very very long time, and so its people largely remained in small communities where multiple generations of cross-familial inbreeding could have allowed for this more recessive gene to show up more frequently. Thus, there could be a higher percentage of O blood types in any region of the country, guaranteeing less spread of the illness and moving slower when it did manage to travel. Combine this with the fact that there were very few large, urban centers where the disease would thrive, and with the above facts, and you’ve got a lovely recipe for avoiding the plague.

Interestingly enough, as a result from the plague, the entirety of Europe now has a higher percentage of people with O blood type than any other region of the world. 

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WHY IS THIS ALL SO COOL

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When Tumblr teaches you more about the plague than 12 years of school ever did.

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Just to throw a nod in, as a medieval historian, this is all credible, and is the leading theory as to the plagues effectiveness at this point. So. Enjoy your new knowledge!

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Wow. This is cool knowledge!

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Anyone know what was going on north of Barcelona? 

insertatitlehere

North of Barcelona are big-ass mountains, so maybe a lot of intermarriage and a prevalence of O type also, along with the fact that it wasn’t densely populated at all

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y’all

a mutual of mine

suddenly has posts on their blog

with links to “find women to have sex with”

my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE

tumblr just got even worse

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on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.

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i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

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scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
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Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

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who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

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Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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☝🏾😂

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Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

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Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

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idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

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Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

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2 million people aren’t wrong

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IM SO SORRY YALL BUT I AINT FUCKING WITH MADAME ZERONI

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

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Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

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I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

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A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

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I would like and could use a small miracle

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MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

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IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

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It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

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I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see it’s like again.

Reblog to give urself the power of productive days. Ignore to still get the power of productive days because you have seen this post it will bless you and your mind anyway. But just know ur a lil shit for not sharing the power of productive days with your pals.

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jinglehuns

You were either a directioner, anime fan, or scene kid or all 3 in middle school if you’re a Kpop fan now. Sorry I don’t make the rules.

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Haha I skipped them all 😂 I was 9 when I got into Kpop. One direction wasn’t formed till I was 10 (even then I wasn’t a huge one direction fan), I got into anime a couple months after Kpop and I wasn’t scene haha defying stereotypes (kinda) 😂

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